It isn’t often that you find
yourself climbing a mountain by mistake. Or at least, hopefully, it isn’t. Then again, if we take ‘climbing a mountain by
mistake’ as a metaphor for life, it might feel like something that happens with
all too frequent a sense of regularity when we reflect on the thankless
struggles we tackle in our everyday lives. But this really is the story of
climbing a real mountain … by mistake.
I was in South Korea. And oddly,
although perhaps appropriately enough I can no longer recall the name of the
mountain. It wasn’t far outside Seoul. Somewhere in the
Bukhan-san National Park. Looking at my well-thumbed guidebook there are a number of peaks and
rocky knolls there, but I suspect it was
Dobong-san (739.5 m / 2,426 ft). Neither I nor the friend I
made the impromptu trek with took very many photos that day, and I made very
few notes on this particular trip to Korea, so I’ve little to go on besides my
hazy memories of it.
The trek itself has since formed
itself into an odd little footnote to a trip of far more remarkable events
besides; hence why its memory has probably since been almost entirely eclipsed.
We had only been in Korea for a day or so. We were there to work on
an exhibition at the National Museum of Korea. When we landed in Seoul we were met
with the odd news that whilst we’d been airborne a seemingly unpronounceable
volcano (
Eyjafjallajökull) in Iceland had erupted and so all subsequent flights
across Europe had been indefinitely grounded, thereby delaying our colleagues
who were meant to be following us escorting a second shipment of artworks. The distinctly
distant and vaguely surreal reality of this situation was added to by the fact
that of more local concern the TV news bulletins in Seoul were nervously
preoccupied by the fact that only a few days before a South Korean naval corvette,
the
Cheonan, had sunk in mysterious
circumstances off the coast not so far away from the city, sadly with the loss
of many young servicemen’s lives.
Each morning I watched the TV news
reports as day-by-day it slowly seemed to become clearer that the incident was
an unprovoked suspected North Korean torpedo attack. Several large white tents
were set up as a temporary memorial near to our hotel in which serried ranks of
portraits of those sailors who had died were displayed on altars, and a state
of national mourning was declared. There was a distinct air of uncertainty as
to what, if anything might happen next on either side of the DMZ as a
consequence of this incident; but there was also a very real sense in Seoul that
normal life should go on unchanged. Hence perhaps why somewhat bizarrely we
took advantage of the following free day to visit the DMZ itself (which you can
read more about
here), hoping we wouldn’t find any ‘unexpected visitors’
approaching from the other side. Later on, whilst working on the exhibition, we
got to know the (then) British Ambassador to Korea, who told us he and his
staff had contingency plans in place to evacuate British nationals if things
came to a head; I half-jokingly asked him if he had room on board for some of
the more famous artworks we’d brought with us to Seoul. Happily it never came
to pass; plus the skies over Europe eventually cleared from the fallout of
volcanic ash, but the late arrival of our second shipment meant we had to work
long and late, thereby very sadly missing our invitation to drinks (and
presumably an unlimited flow of
Ferrero Rocher chocolates) at the Embassy.
I was recently put in mind of this
long forgotten, impromptu trek up a small Korean mountain by reading Robert
Macfarlane’s excellent book,
Mountains of the Mind (Granta, 2003), which is subtitled ‘the history of a fascination.’
As anyone who regularly reads ‘Waymarks’ will be well aware, I too have a
fascination for the history of exploration – and whilst the Himalaya definitely
forms a key focus to my fascination (indeed, whilst researching in the Foreign
Office archives I couldn’t help becoming side-tracked by papers relating to the
1921 and 1922 expeditions to Everest, and later I was fortunate enough to meet
the family of George Mallory, to whom Macfarlane devotes a chapter of his
beautifully evocative book), I tend to shy away from the colder extremes of actual
mountain tops and the polar regions. I’ve never been tempted to try proper
mountaineering for myself, but when I was younger, holidaying in Cornwall each
summer, I used to delight in nimbly scaling down steep rocky cliffs to reach
secluded beaches with my family. Vertigo was never a problem for me until much later
on in life, when now it has the ability to flush my palms cold and turn my legs
to jelly at the most unexpected of moments as I discovered when travelling in
the Tibetan foothills of West China. But my first flinch may have inadvertently
occurred on this little trek in Korea earlier that same year.
We had taken the train out to
Bukhan-san from Seoul. I can’t recall where we got off, but now looking at a
map either Dongbong-san or Mangwol-sa Stations seem the most likely. It was
still cold and very wintery weather, so we were wrapped up warm; but neither of
us was wearing the right kind of footwear for what was ahead mainly because we
had no real idea of where we were heading. I was wearing plimsoll-like shoes
with completely smooth soles, my friend’s shoes were much the same. Exiting the
station amidst a swarm of senior citizens we found rows of market stalls all
set out and groaning beneath piles of outdoor trekking gear. Everything you
could possibly imagine, from Goretex jackets and thermal-mesh balaclavas to bionic-looking
boots with cramp-ons and graphite extendable walking poles. Most of the gear
was the real deal, all fancy labels and equally fancy price tags attached. We
joked to ourselves at what we took to be the overly fashion-conscious
seriousness with which everyone here seemed to take in simply going for a
little walk in the countryside. I’d had a taste of the Korean outdoorsy-type a
few years before on a trip to Dajeon further south. It seems to be a pastime here
mostly for those well past retirement age, and one which is very much focussed
on personal fitness rather than a relaxing engagement with nature.
We were soon stunned, however, as
we progressed into the Park as the trail was filled with old folk all
hyper-energetically ‘speed-walking’ their way along the tracks gently winding
through the woods, heading uphill. They were clearly far fitter than we were.
We rather hoped their numbers would thin out a bit as we got higher up, but if
anything the paths got increasingly congested. At certain narrow points people
politely queued and then alternated to let those ascending pass up and those
descending pass down. Everyone seemed very well mannered and in good cheer,
although clearly all were bemused to see two scruffy and ill-attired foreigners
wheezing up the path – we felt sure most of the loud chatter passing up and
down the line was about us and certainly the ripples of humour were clearly at
our expense.
Given how crowded the ascent became
we had little choice in places but to keep moving, such was the insistent press
of people behind us. The sense of politeness seemed to give way as we felt
increasingly jostled not to hold the line up. Our own jocular hilarity quickly
waned, but by now we found it was too late – we’d crossed a Rubicon of sorts.
Seeing men in full climbing gear with ropes coiled over their shoulders
descending from the route we were heading up didn’t exactly fill me with
reassurance. We were now being urged up steep smooth rock surfaces into which
steel ropes had been anchored. The twisted metal wires were polished and icy
cold such that it was better to remove our gloves in order to get a workable grip
on them. Panting like a pair of mad dogs we clambered on until all of a sudden
we startlingly found ourselves perched on a narrow pinnacle of rock – we’d
“summited”; but here too there was no relenting. The push of people rising from
behind forced a tight circumambulation on the sixpence of the rock. I forced
myself onto a higher patch where I half sat / half clung, and remained resolutely
immoveable as I tried to get my breath back in the cold, clear air. My bulky
city clothes and my bald shoe soles had made that climb twice as hair-raisingly
perilous as the claustrophobic peer-pressure around me had made it feel
fraught.
“That was simultaneously surreal
and insane,” I said to my friend.
“It certainly was, but just look at
that view.”
Beneath us, across a vista of
bulbous rocks and spiky pine trees, in that magical light which seems to
characterise the “Land of Morning Calm,” we could see the vast city we’d left
behind. Or at least, all the buildings, the roads and the subway lines, all the
empty cars and empty trains, for it felt like all the inhabitants of Seoul had
accompanied us on this little trek. There was no chance of feeling lonely up
there on that ridiculously small rock.
On our way back down we spied a tiny
little trail leading off the main track. It seemed like nothing more than an
animal track through the undergrowth but we both decided we’d follow it. We
were desperate to escape the mobile metropolitan crowds. All through the forest
we could hear the echoes of their incessant chatter, some were even carrying
portable radios which were loudly blaring out tinny tunes as they trekked. As
we skittered down our makeshift path the ground underfoot began to get boggier.
As we progressed we came to realise our little ‘path’ was in fact a frozen streambed.
We dropped into a sheltered hollow which would probably become a small
waterfall in the coming summer months; here we sat ourselves down on a mossy rock
and reflected on our climb and just how different a mindset these Korean
trekkers seemed to have to our own. There seemed no sense of awe or
appreciation, nor even a simple awareness of the natural world around them. A
complete collective disregard for stillness and tranquillity reigned. Except
for a couple of selfies rapidly snapped at the top no one seemed to be
particularly interested in the view or the wildlife. We’d not seen a single
pair of binoculars – and neither had we seen a single wild animal, not even a
solitary bird. It was little wonder with all the noise and bustle, with all the
clamour to conquer the adversities of the landscape and defy the unstoppable advance
of age and time. If life is a metaphorically unexpected mountain clearly you have
to prepare and kit yourself out to climb it successfully. But, that said, one
should never underestimate the mad, misguided sense of satisfaction that can be
derived from unwittingly setting about it in your bald soled shoes – and living
to tell the tale!
Photos by Tim Chamberlain and Celeste Farge, 2010
A milestone, or perhaps even a waymark, was quietly passing back in
August. This blog had its fifth birthday! … I have to admit that at the time I
didn’t even notice. But now the end of the year is here it seems like a
milestone worth marking. Consequently I thought I’d take a look back over those
five years and share some of the blog’s stats. The arcane mechanisms behind the
scenes are somewhat amorphous and unfathomable – but the system does give me an
overview of what’s popular and what’s not, and roughly where in the world the
interest is coming from. The map at the bottom of the side bar on the right
gives a snap shot of where people are reading the blog, but the behind the
scenes “stat-o-meter” gives me a more general picture over the lifespan of the
blog, hence I thought it would be interesting to take a look at the Top Ten wheres and whats of the blog so far:
